Some days back, I was watching 'American Pie-5, The naked mile' on my friend's computer for the third time. Suddenly a question struck my mind. Is there any possibility that such an event can be organized in India? I know this sounds crazy now but some years down the line, it might turn into a reality, much to the delight of every single male in India.
However, there are number of issues to be addressed before you all enter that fantasy world. First point to be discussed is which city is the best to organize such an event?
We'll consider five cities one by one.
1) Chennai: If it takes place in Chennai(don't laugh), i don't want to imagine the chaos it will cause. It is not easy to estimate how many guys will be raped and how many will commit suicide. Not only the participating males, the onlookers will also die of heart attacks seeing chennai women naked.
2) Bangalore: Bangalore is not an option as it already has traffic problems and is too cramped to hold such an event.
3) Mumbai: It can definitely be organized in Mumbai but Shiv Sena will make sure that each male finishes the race with his vital organs cut off.
4) Calcutta: Calcutta is also an option but then the Left will withdraw its support from the government for letting such an event happen in its state. We should understand that naked mile is not worth an early election.
Only place left is Delhi and according to me, it is the best place to organize this event for the following reasons:
i) Percentage of babes and dudes in Delhi and surrounding areas is not even comparable to other parts of India( barring Mumbai which we have already discussed).
ii) Now if you know a bit of economics, Supply is defined as 'the quantity which is available and which the seller is willing to sell'. The 'willing' point here requires some attention if you are getting what i am trying to say. Delhi has the babes and dudes, that we all know but the main point is that they have the spirit and guts to pull it off.
iii) Being the Capital city of India, media coverage will be better in New Delhi. :)
So according to me, Delhi is best equipped to handle such an event. I am open to all of your views which can put as comments.
7 comments:
I think the best place in India to have this will be HARIDWAR.
1)THere is not much traffic there.
2)Mast waadiya .. natural beauty bhi hai :P
3)This city will be able to handle this and coverage wont be a problem..as Kumbh Mela has already taken place here.(no need to say anymore)
4)And moreover there wont be any political issues...
One more thing Bhopal can also be a good option!!! :P
saala baita baita deemag nahi chal raha hai kya??
abhey ek kaam karte hain, how about it taking place in IIT, a test run??hehehe it would be a massacre.. :)
how abt haridwar...the city og naga saints....waise bhi its official during kumbh t run naked...why not make it naked world cup marathon sort of thing??
yaar i think the best place is Bhopal due to various reasons
1)Being iitians its our duty to help nation develop as a whole.Delhi is already popular(thanks to DPS schools) but with this event Bhopal will also mark its own place in the world map.
2)The local participation will also be the maximum in bhopal.We will get both Quantity as well as Quality(trust me noone knows better about this than me).
3)It will get political support also.The inaugration can be done by Shri Uma Bharti cutting someones B##.
we can make this some ipl kinda thing..
we ll get bollywood stars to romp in as we hv seen in ipl..
gettin preity zinta for punjab and katrina for banglore ll not be a issue..
The best place is nagapattinam for many reasons :
* firstly, it'll help them generate income by selling coconut water, fake juice etc etc
* give them employment after tsunami hit them
* imagine the impact it'll have on tourism at that place
* can get Jayalalitha (amma) to cut the ribbon and run the 1st few metres naked (like a foundation stone laying :)) which will give great publicity for the event (in sun, jaya, eenadu, surya tv etc etc)
you can think of many more advantages, just that I'm too lazy to continue typing it :)
Hi guys I am very amazed that people used to talk online in India too back in 2008 because I always thought that there weren't much people active on the internet from India during that time, ps i was literally 5 in 2008
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